Muffinhood 2012
Proposed text for the Muffinhood Amendment:
Once the batter has been placed into the muffin-pan, it shall be considered a full muffin.
Facts
Here are some facts with which to arm yourself when talking to skeptical family members about the muffinhood amendment:
- There shall be no exceptions for muffin-batter that is started before you realize that you only have one egg.
- The muffin-batter is biologically muffin, and if left on its own (in an oven at 350 degrees for 10-15 minutes) it will come out a muffin just like any other.
- Several popular forms of muffin-like batters, such as cupcakes or mantecadas, will also be protected under this amendment
- Because the batter is considered fully muffin once mixed and in its receptacle, it is OK to lick the beaters.